Limericks
Geri Hemmer
There was a large family from
Jersey
Whose religious views bordered on heresy
Each had their own view
Of what they thought true
If god exists, hope he has mercy!
Kris Deal
When out walking in winter landscapes
Admiring the persistent snowflakes
Powdery, white and pure
Precipitating sure
I conjure a Florida sandscape.
John Henry Beaumont II
The old man ran with a stick
The sweeper cut the stick
The beast went "Ra ra Go away"
The candle said,"No no Let him stay"
He hasn't had a wife in a long time so he needs Nick
John Hemmer-Beaumont
There once was a very young dude
The youngest member of our brood
At the table for dinner
He kept getting thinner
Until we said, "Hank, eat your food"
There once was a boy named stew
Who had a small rip in his shoe
He got his foot wet, and it made him upset
So he went home and cried, "boo hoo hoo"
Emily Yager
there once was a man from Nantucket
who liked to sit on a bucket
Don't know no more words
blah blah blah blah terds
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah _uck it!
Colleen Conner
there was a man in a sweater vest
Who thought that he was the best
he hit on Colleen
and she was not mean
he went away and he was depresst.
Gus Hemmer
There once was a family all spread out.
After High school each one and all head out.
Up and down the east coast,
each one used to boast,
"If you ain't faimily, then you'd better get out!"
Then this family moved closer together,
Except one, (he is writing this letter).
he stayed further south,
rarely opening his mouth.
Will his family come visit? They Better!
